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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:


"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:

"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!


#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

(Source: volatilefortune)

gourgeist:

Greninjask

gourgeist:

Greninjask

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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rofljay:

I’m glad they kept the most important thing that was in Brawl.

In fact, they improved it.

ignescently:

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS BABY?! WHY WON’T HE STOP CRYING!?

ignescently:

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS BABY?! WHY WON’T HE STOP CRYING!?

ehnoshima:

I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT

ehnoshima:

I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT

williamzeppeli:

THE KO FALCON PUNCH

williamzeppeli:

THE KO FALCON PUNCH

doctorsexbang:

theehrlic:

snerdbergler:

do you see a difference because i sure as hell don’t

T.V.’s Arin Hanson, Arin Hanson, and Store Brand Arin Hanson

Arin Hanson in the middle, the actor to play him in the documentary of his life on the left, and the guy who plays him in the porno on the right